Joke of the day:

A man walks into a bar full of climbers and says, "I hear climbers are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll bet anybody $500 who can drink 20 glasses of whiskey back-to-back." The room is quiet, and no one takes up the man's bet. One person leaves. Thirty minutes later the person who left returns, and taps the man on the shoulder, "Is your bet still on?" asks the climber. "Yes," says the man as he asks the climber to line up 20 glasses of whiskey. Immediately the climber tears into all 20 glasses, and drinks them back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the man hands over the $500 to the climber and says, "Why did you leave the bar before, instead of taking up my challenge when I offered it?" The climber said, "$500 is a lot of money, so I went to the bar down the street to see if I could do it first."