Joke of the day:

Three hikers took a small plane to the wilderness in northern Canada to hunt moose over a weekend. The pilot said, "Please remember that this is a very small plane. You can only bring back one moose between you." But of course each hiker killed their own moose and come Sunday, they told the pilot that last year they each brought their own moose on the plane. The pilot agreed to let them take all three dead moose home. Just after takeoff, the plane stalled and crashed. In the wreckage, one of the hikers woke up, looked around and said, "Where the hell are we." "Oh, about a hundred yards east of the place where we crashed last year," replied one of the other hikers.