Joke of the day:

Once there was a group of hikers traveling through the deep woods in the Pacific Northwest. The group leader gave the hikers a very stern warning: “If, by chance you see Bigfoot, run. But whatever you do, don’t touch Bigfoot!” That night, after the group had set up camp, one hiker was in his tent when Bigfoot appeared. The huge creature stood in the doorway of the tent. The hiker was so scared he ran screaming out of the tent, but on his way, he touched Bigfoot. Bigfoot ran after him. The guy ran as fast as he could through the dark forest with Bigfoot in hot pursuit. He made it back to the trailhead, jumped in his car and sped home. A few days later Bigfoot showed up at his back door. Panicked, the guy starts running as fast as he can, Bigfoot right behind. Finally, exhausted, he trips and falls. Bigfoot catches up to him, plants his huge feet right next him. Shaking, the guy gets to his feet and shouts, “What do you want?!” Bigfoot reaches out to him and says, “Tag, you’re it.”