Joke of the day:

A climber was drinking with a few friends. After the bar closed, the drunk climber brought his friends back to his new apartment so they could keep the party going for a couple of hours. He took them into the living room where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. "What's that brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong, it's a talking clock," the climber replied. "No way," replied his astonished friend. "Yep," replied the drunk climber. "How's it work?" the friend asked. "Watch," the drunk climber replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three friends stood looking at one another, when all of a
sudden someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You asshole! It's 3:15 in the morning!"