Joke of the day:

After a long hike, a thirsty kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a Fosters draft. The bartender pulls it and sets the beer down in front of the kangaroo and says, "That'll be 10 bucks." The Kangaroo reaches into his pouch and pulls out a 10 dollar bill and hands it to the bartender. The bartender goes off and comes back after a few minutes and says, "You know, we don't see many kangaroos in here." The kangaroo says, "At these prices you won't see many more."