Joke of the day:

Two hikers were helping a friend open a new store, and decided to take a break. Since the shop wasn't due to open for a few days, the shelves were not fully set up. One hiker said to the other, "I bet some old fogey will walk by, put his or her face to the window, and ask what we're selling." No sooner were the words out of his mouth, when an old woman peeked through the window and cheerfully asked, "What are you selling?" "We're selling assholes," replied one of the hikers sarcastically. Without skipping a beat, the lovely old lady said, "You must be doing well. You've only got two left."