Joke of the day:

A man gets a call from his mountaineer friend. "I've got a problem," says the mountaineer. "What's the matter?" asks the friend. "Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges," said the mountaineer. "What's the picture of?" asks the friend. "It's of a big rooster," replies the mountaineer. "All right," says the friend. "I'll come over and have a look." As he gets to the mountaineer's house, he goes into the kitchen and finds the pieces on the kitchen table. The friend looks at the jigsaw and then turns to the mountaineer and says, "For Pete's sake, put the corn flakes back in the box."