Joke of the day:

Two mothers were bragging about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint. He studied hard, got himself a degree, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years." The climber's mother responds, "My son is also quite a saint. He studied hard, became a climber and not only hasn't he not looked at a woman in more than three years, but he hasn't touched any liquor in all that time." "My word," said the first mother. "You must be so proud." "I am," said the climber's mother. "And, when he gets out of jail, I'm going to throw him a huge party."