Joke of the day:

A hiker and two of his friends walked into a bar and ordered three beers. Just as they were about to take a drink, three flies appeared and jumped into each glass. The first friend pushed away the beer in disgust. The second friend scooped the fly out of the beer and started drinking as if nothing had happened. The hiker picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over his drink and began yelling, "Spit it out. Come on already, spit it out."