Joke of the day:

Two mountaineers went out one night and got very drunk. Thinking it wasn't a good idea to drive, they decided to walk. After a few minutes, one mountaineer said, "I'm tired and drunk, I'm never going to make it home." Since they had no money for a cab, they kept walking until they hit the bus terminal. The two mountaineers looked at each other and one said, "Why don't we steal a bus?" "Good idea," said the other. One mountaineer stood guard, and the other went inside to steal a bus. After 15 minutes, the mountaineer yells, "What's happening? Haven't you found a bus yet?" The other mountaineer screams back, "I can't find a 52." "No problem," replies the other. "Just grab a 75 and we'll walk from the traffic lights."