Joke of the day:

Three hikers were waiting to be interviewed for a job. The first hiker was called into the office and after the normal questions was told that he would have to answer a question that tested his verbal skills. The interviewer said, "I would like you to make a sentence using the word 'sweater'." The hiker said, "My mother knitted me a sweater." "I'll get back to you," said the interviewer. "Please ask the next applicant to come in." After the second hiker's interview he also was asked to make a sentence using the word "sweater". The second hiker said, "My mother knitted me a sweater." Of course the interviewer was suspicious, but he told the hiker that he would get back to him. Getting wise, the interviewer changed the question for the third hiker. Instead of asking him to use the word "sweater", he asked him to use "fascinate". The hiker said, "My mother knitted me a nice sweater with ten buttons, but I can only fasten eight."