Joke of the day:

A hiker and his two friends were about to go down the waterslide when a wrinkled old man steps in front of them. "This is a magic ride," says the wrinkled old man. "You will land in whatever you shout out on the way down." "I'm game," said the first friend and shouted "Gold," at the top of his voice as he slid down the slide. When he hit the bottom he found himself surrounded by thousands of gold coins. The next friend shouted "Silver" at the top of her voice, and landed in more silver coinage than she knew what to do with. The hiker went last and, launching himself from the top of the slide shouted "Weeee!"