Joke of the day:

A mountaineer was taken to the hospital after suffering a heart attack. While on the operating table, the mountaineer had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 15 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the mountaineer decided to get a face lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. Upon release from hospital, the mountaineer crossed the street, was killed by a bus. Arriving in heaven the mountaineer screamed at God, "You said I had another 15 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the bus's path?" God replied, "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you."