Joke of the day:

Four workers were on the top floor of a high-rise building project when Steve fell off the roof and died instantly. After the body was taken away by the ambulance, they held a meeting to decide who would tell Steve's wife that he was killed in a horrible accident. Finally, one of the workers said, "I used to be a mountaineer, so I'm pretty good at delivering bad news, I'll do it." Two hours later, he came back carrying a case of beer. "Where did you get the beer?" asked one of the workers. "Steve's wife gave it to me," he said. The worker replies, "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?" "Well not exactly," said the mountaineer. "When Steve's wife answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow.' " She said, "No, I'm not a widow." And I said, "I'll bet you a case of beer you are."