Joke of the day:

A hiker walks into the bar and says to the bartender, "I'll bet you $200 I can pee into that glass on the top shelf without spilling a drop." The bartender contemplates this and says, "You're on." So the hiker drops his pants and pees all over the bar. When he's finished the only dry spot left is the top shelf. The bar tender is beside himself with laughter, but stops laughing when he sees the hiker laughing his head off. "Why are you laughing?" he asks the hiker, "You've just lost $200." "Yes," said the hiker. "I did lose $200, but I bet the guys outside $1,000 that I could pee all over your bar and you'd be laughing."