Joke of the day:

A guy decides to go hiking. He reads his trail guide at the trailhead which says five minutes up the trail is a traverse across the base of a cliff face, watch for falling rocks. As soon as he gets there sure enough a rock comes down on his head and kills him instantly. Poof, he is standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter looks over his hiking gear and says, "You are going to like it here, we have a large hiking club. We divide ourselves into groups depending on how quickly we like to hike. How fast are you?" The guy says, "Well I got all the way up here in just five minutes."