Joke of the day:

A drunk climber gets on a bus and asks the conductor how long the trip is between New York and Boston. "About four hours, depending on traffic," said the driver. "Okay," says the drunk. "How long is the trip between Boston and New York?" The bus driver says to the climber, "It's still about four hours. Why do you think there'd be a difference?" "Well," says the drunk climber, "It's only a week between Christmas and New Year, but it's a lot longer between New Year and Christmas!"