Joke of the day:

A hiker owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Department of Labor claimed he wasn't paying his employees properly and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and the documentation showing how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "No problem," replied the hiker. "I have a farm hand who's been with me for three years. He earns $700 a week for 40 hours, plus free room and board. Then there's the cook. She's worked for me for 18 months. I pay her $550 per week for 40 hours, plus free room and board." "Then there's the half-wit," said the hiker. "He works at least 18 hours every day, and does 90% of the work. He makes around $50 per week and pays for his own room and board. When times are good, he gets a free bottle of bourbon on Saturday night." "I want to meet the half-wit," says the agent. "Pleased to make your acquaintance," replied the hiker.