Joke of the day:

A hiker was walking to the deli along with two of his employees when he tripped over a bottle. The hiker picked the bottle up, rubbed the sides and a genie appeared. The genie offered each of them one wish. "I wish I was on a beach in a tropical island," said the first employee. Immediately her wish was granted. "I wish I was on a tour of France," said the second employee. Immediately his wish too, was granted. It was now time for the hiker to make his wish. "I want my employees back in their offices right after lunch," moaned the hiker.