Joke of the day:

A hiker and his friend were repairing a barn roof when suddenly a strong wind blew and knocked their ladder down. Since there was no help nearby, both men decided to jump. Looking around for something that would break their fall, they saw a pile of manure. The hiker jumped first. "Are you alright?" asked his friend. "How deep is it?" The hiker answers, "I'm fine. It's only up to my knees." "Great. Here I come," yelled the friend as he lands in a pile of manure up to his neck. "You said it was only up to your knees," cried the friend. "It did only come up to my knees," said the hiker. "I jumped head first."