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“I suggest going out to the nearest pub and getting completely, and utterly, wasted. Make sure you smoke at least 1 pack of unfiltered Camels. Get the full ashtray, pour a drink in it and then pour the mixture into a water bottle. When you get home (ideally around 3:30am) stick the vile mixture into your freezer. Put on your best goretex and thermal layer. Climb in. At 5:30am, get out, drink (chew?) the mixture and go run the biggest flight of stairs you can find. Run until your heart threatens to explode. Your dehydration caused by the alcohol should adequately simulate what you may experience at higher altitudes. Your lung capacity should be sufficiently impaired by the smokes to simulate a oxygen poor environment. The freezer episode should adequately replicate a bivy. Drinking the booze/butt mixture should simulate your lack of appetite ... Oh once you finish your workout, go to work (to replicate the long walk out).
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-- Greg Hamilton suggesting the feeling of climbing at altitude
A hiker lived with his dog for many years, and when the dog died, he went to his local parish priest and asked if services could be said for his dog. The priest said, "No, we can't have services for a dog here, but that new church down the street might be willing to do it." "Thank you," said the hiker. "Do you think $50,000 is a big enough donation?" "Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?" said the priest.